(If I had a mirror in jpeg form, I’d insert it above.)
This just in. If you’re reading this, you deserve some sort of cheesy, shiny trophy. Or just take the accolade that you got the same award that Bill Gates, Bono, and “the American soldier” have toted in years past. (Or, be offended because Adolf Hitler also received the award in the ’30s.) Thanks for the headline, BBC: